Thanks anyway, neighbor lady

shitmystudentswrite:

Christianity would say don’t covet your neighbor’s wife. Easy Peasy, Lemon Squeezie.

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bendrawslife:

Zora - Portrait.
More like Link to the Past type Zora. These things are always such jerks whenever you’re around water. What’s their problem anyway?
Also, looking at fish photos for reference made me realize just how damned weird looking fish are.

bendrawslife:

Zora - Portrait.

More like Link to the Past type Zora. These things are always such jerks whenever you’re around water. What’s their problem anyway?

Also, looking at fish photos for reference made me realize just how damned weird looking fish are.

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all-about-villains:

Wicked Witch of The West : by Paul O’Flanagan

all-about-villains:

Wicked Witch of The West : by Paul O’Flanagan

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kanyewesanderson:

Fantastic Mr. Fox / Black Skinhead

kanyewesanderson:

Fantastic Mr. Fox / Black Skinhead

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nineteenletterslong:

you see, you think his lack of emotional understanding is making him insensitive, when really he literally doesn’t understand his emotions. funerals are cliche, but ooh well

http://nineteenletterslong.com/101

nineteenletterslong:

you see, you think his lack of emotional understanding is making him insensitive, when really he literally doesn’t understand his emotions. funerals are cliche, but ooh well

http://nineteenletterslong.com/101

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iheartmyart:

Archan Nair, Rainscape Rhythm

iheartmyart:

Archan Nair, Rainscape Rhythm

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sofapizza:

does jesus own this food truck? I highly recommend the blt on body of christ.

sofapizza:

does jesus own this food truck? I highly recommend the blt on body of christ.

(Source: memewhore)

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dangerscissor:

every friend group has that one friend that’s just a giant bird, who you might need to watch your back around lest you be impaled by their mighty talons. birds are ficklehearted, mysterious beasts. watch out for the bird friend.

If you can’t think of who your group’s bird friend is, then you are the bird friend.

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kitreiner:

I am SHOCKED. Never would’ve seen that coming.

kitreiner:

I am SHOCKED. Never would’ve seen that coming.

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nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

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Anonymous asked: I hope that, several millennia into your permanently enduring existence, you stare across the airless void that separates you and the burned husk of a sun you once drew light from and remember the moment when you were benevolently cursed with a wish that broached no salvation for the world you knew. It might be funnier in retrospect.

krisstraub:

Beings on a final tour of the universe find me in a coma-like state, near the heat death of all things. “We would take you with Us on our extra-dimensional journey, but Our physiologies are too different,” They say sadly, were sadness a thing They felt. “What were you?”

"I am the last son of creatures called Humanity." I don’t so much speak the words as have them taken from me, by the Beings’ probing all-mind. "And if you have time for one last story, I will tell it, then die here with What Once Was."

The Beings agree. I begin. “In West Philadelphia, born and raised

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elosilla:

Yoshitaka Amano, japanese graphic artist and character designer, usually made his illustrations with ink and watercolor. Well known for designing characters for video games such as Final Fantasy, or his artwork in Sandman or Vampire Hunter D. 

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