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tomoatmeal:

I know the carwash scares the dog, but tough shit. It scares me, too.  
The mechanism drags our vehicle in and I scream, “We’re going to die!”
The dog whimpers and barks.
"I’ve changed my mind!" I yell.  "Oh god, let me out!"  I use my fingers to pry at the closed windows, but it’s no use. We’re trapped in a tornado of escalating panic. My loss of control makes it worse for the dog and vice versa.
I know that in this space, the relationship between the dog and I is toxic, but he’s my friend and we’re supposed to see a movie later.
I vomit and beg the dog to kill me. I even take his little paws and manually place them on my throat, but either he’s not smart enough to understand strangulation or he fears that my death will force him to surrender a lifestyle he’s grown accustomed to.
At long last, daylight. The nightmare is over. The dog and I bolt out of the car and race over to a patch of grass next to the vending machines.
We embrace.  There are some things we need to work on, but not today.


What the duck did I just read?

tomoatmeal:

I know the carwash scares the dog, but tough shit. It scares me, too. 

The mechanism drags our vehicle in and I scream, “We’re going to die!”

The dog whimpers and barks.

"I’ve changed my mind!" I yell.  "Oh god, let me out!"  I use my fingers to pry at the closed windows, but it’s no use. We’re trapped in a tornado of escalating panic. My loss of control makes it worse for the dog and vice versa.

I know that in this space, the relationship between the dog and I is toxic, but he’s my friend and we’re supposed to see a movie later.

I vomit and beg the dog to kill me. I even take his little paws and manually place them on my throat, but either he’s not smart enough to understand strangulation or he fears that my death will force him to surrender a lifestyle he’s grown accustomed to.

At long last, daylight. The nightmare is over. The dog and I bolt out of the car and race over to a patch of grass next to the vending machines.

We embrace.  There are some things we need to work on, but not today.

What the duck did I just read?

(Source: tomoatmeal, via dr-feet-md)

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lexiconmegatherium:

P is for Peryton.

lexiconmegatherium:

P is for Peryton.

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copsandrobert:

jommeez:

clifford the big black mother fucker

it has anime eyes

copsandrobert:

jommeez:

clifford the big black mother fucker

it has anime eyes

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rambozus:

bookshop:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.


I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

Well done, solongasitswords

rambozus:

bookshop:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

Well done, solongasitswords

(Source: neilcicierega)

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tastefullyoffensive:

[threepanelsoul]

(via pilottimes)

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fart-patio:

The 90’s in one page.

fart-patio:

The 90’s in one page.

(Source: mattbors, via kevinohgee)

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(Source: cisgender-heterosexual, via invincibeard)

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ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

(Source: best-of-memes, via realityofmyintrigue)

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rfmmsd:

Artist & Illustrator:
Bastien Lecouffe Deharme
"Pris"
Digital Painting

rfmmsd:

Artist & Illustrator:

Bastien Lecouffe Deharme

"Pris"

Digital Painting

(Source: roman-noir.com, via fuckyeahsciencefiction)

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"Playing Legos is awesome til my dumb kid spoils it by joining"

(via dadholes)

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owlturdcomix:

I have a vision.

image | twitter | facebook

There was another experiment where they hung people upside down and after a few days their vision had flipped. In retrospect the glasses seem like a way better idea.

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handsomedogs:


Jedi / / Richard Cederfjärd

handsomedogs:

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rambozus:

unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

image

Awww.

shrinkingsunshine

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