It’s okay, though. This past few days there have been so many things, and so many things of each thing. Still a bunch to do tomorrow (today) but It’ll totally be fine. Besides, that fruit pizza is so close I can almost taste it (if I knew what it tasted like).
I met a friend’s new girlfriend, and she is my new least favorite person. Never before have I had the misfortune of meeting such an undeniably unpleasant person. If she were on fire, I would not go to the trouble of pushing a button to make a homeless man piss on her.