August 2011
36 posts
My girl Vanessa with my cousin Skye on the violin... →
Jay Leno isn’t funny, so you should skip to the last bubble where they perform.
July 2011
42 posts
What did I do to deserve this?
Anyone: Here, eat this Mounds bar.
Me: Why don't you love me?
Kind of dying.
It’s okay, though. This past few days there have been so many things, and so many things of each thing. Still a bunch to do tomorrow (today) but It’ll totally be fine. Besides, that fruit pizza is so close I can almost taste it (if I knew what it tasted like).
So I think I’ll leave you guys with Guido Jesus.
The Attractionette
I met a friend’s new girlfriend, and she is my new least favorite person. Never before have I had the misfortune of meeting such an undeniably unpleasant person. If she were on fire, I would not go to the trouble of pushing a button to make a homeless man piss on her.
Gaiman’s American Gods Set to Become HBO’s Next... →
invincibeard:
rippedfuel:
My head just exploded with happiness and glitter and unicorns and shit.
..well so long as they dont fuck it up that is.
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Excitement. Time to re-read.
Macro photography collection →
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“Nobody can hurt me without my permission”
– Mahatma Gandhi
“I hope there are pages missing from the next book you read”
– Erica (not to me) 