My girl Vanessa with my cousin Skye on the violin... →
Jay Leno isn’t funny, so you should skip to the last bubble where they perform.
What did I do to deserve this?
Anyone: Here, eat this Mounds bar.
Me: Why don't you love me?
Kind of dying.
It’s okay, though. This past few days there have been so many things, and so many things of each thing. Still a bunch to do tomorrow (today) but It’ll totally be fine. Besides, that fruit pizza is so close I can almost taste it (if I knew what it tasted like). So I think I’ll leave you guys with Guido Jesus.
I met a friend’s new girlfriend, and she is my new least favorite person. Never before have I had the misfortune of meeting such an undeniably unpleasant person. If she were on fire, I would not go to the trouble of pushing a button to make a homeless man piss on her.
Gaiman’s American Gods Set to Become HBO’s Next... →
invincibeard: rippedfuel: My head just exploded with happiness and glitter and unicorns and shit. ..well so long as they dont fuck it up that is. wat Excitement. Time to re-read.
Macro photography collection →
Nobody can hurt me without my permission– Mahatma Gandhi
I hope there are pages missing from the next book you read– Erica (not to me)