To his long time girlfriend Madeline. She’s been like my sister for a while now, and all three of us are really close. There’s going to be karaoke. Karaoke will include excessive amounts of Killers, No Doubt, and Ben Folds culminating in a mass sing along of “Underground”. It’s going to be the best ever.
You are so dumb. I’m going to contact Harvard so they can study the phenomena that is your stupidity. You are the exception that proves the rule of natural selection. It is truly incredible that you’ve remembered to breathe all of this time.